
You’re not big, just bigger, but not in a bad way. What I mean is you’re not too big—just the right size given how far along you are. Now can you stop sitting on my lap, I can’t feel my legs. -Raf
I seem to have made it my mission in life this summer to make sure the world gets full use of their waffle irons. I plead guilty. But really, people: hash brown waffles. If you like crispy corners, this is the hash brown for you. Not to mention, it’s just about the easiest thing ever.